The Other Woman

She's tall, attractive and has no cellulite. She might as well be the other woman the way Michael carries on about her. He had a horse just like her when he was young and she's just like those little home wreckers who come in and make the husband feel all young again. Believe me, she gets plenty of attention with all that "horse whispering" stuff that goes on. So far she only gets him on the weekends and I intend to keep it that way.